AS I LIKE IT!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” Dave Barry
GIN AND GENETICS
It used to be a family tradition to play Gin Rummy during Thanksgiving. My Dad was a world class card player and passed all of that DNA to my younger brother, Steve. I am my mother’s son. My Dad was 5’9’ and weighed 145 when he played basketball and football in college. My mother was taller by several inches, and she always had to fight with her weight. I was 6′ and weighed 205 in the 9th grade. All I got from Dad was small hands.
One of the realities—among many—that I’ve had to face is that I don’t need to play Gin Rummy. For years, Steve and I would play, and, without exception, he would beat my brains out. We’re talking about schnitzel upon schnitzel, and not only would he clobber me, but he’d also rub it in. Finally, he told me that I had a fatal flaw in my game and really shouldn’t play anyone for money. I took his advice, but I couldn’t help but ponder the vagaries of genetics and how cruel fate could be.
Sports came hard for me. I was a decent hitter in baseball until Bob Ragan discovered the curve ball, and a better than average boxer until I met a Native American tight end from Delta State named Paul Hightower. Football was my sport, and I managed to play by just being big, slow, and clumsy, but big for my day. If I’d inherited Dad’s DNA, I’d have hit the curve ball, whipped Paul Hightower, and played SEC Football. Well, at least I would have had a chance.
Oh well. Looking on the brighter side of genetics, I didn’t get Dad’s hair gene either, but Steve did, and he has to wear the “monk’s tonsure” hair style. Every cloud has a silver lining.
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THE QUEEN’S CAPTAIN
Early in the first quarter of 2017, Front Porch Press, LLC will release my latest book, The Queen’s Captain. This is my first attempt at a historical novel and, hopefully, will be the first in a series chronicling the Ransom family. The Queen’s Captain is set in 1710 during Queen Anne’s War and follows the adventures of Miles Ransom from hero in war to plantation owner in colonial South Carolina.
The manuscript is in final edit and we’re hoping for a February release date. As usual, I’ll offer signed first editions prior to publication, and the “how to order” details will be announced in this space once we have a firm publication date.
The bowl season has been announced and play will begin next weekend. Most of the games will only appeal to the fans of the competing schools and local corporate sponsors. Clista’s son David was excited that Mississippi State would be playing Ohio U, his daughter’s alma mater, and offered to buy us tickets since Elizabeth lives in St. Petersburg.
It was a generous gesture, but MSU will be playing Miami of Ohio, not Ohio University, which is located in Athens, Ohio. One would think that after writing four years of tuition checks, David would know the difference.
Outside of the National playoffs, there are only a couple of bowl games of much interest. The general consensus holds that overall, the SEC is having a down year and the conference will have a chance to restore some of its claim to being the best. Tennessee will square off against Nebraska in Nashville’s Music City Bowl on Dec. 30, and LSU will take on Louisville in Orlando’s Citrus Bowl on New Year’s Eve.
The bookies have made both Tennessee and LSU slight favorites, but have picked Oklahoma over Auburn in the Sugar Bowl. If the SEC can sweep these games it will be difficult to make a case for a down year. Personally, I think Auburn will be at full strength when they face Oklahoma, and not only will their defense dominate, but the Pettway-led offense will run all over the Sooners. This officially puts the kiss of death on the SEC.
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